Ima kill myself..........?

i hit a racoon while riding with my pet fish in thetrunk of my kia. i scared for my life becaise what if the mother racoon claws away my door in the nigt and scratches my fingers!!! i have a unicorn bowling tourniment next week and i NEED my fingers! im also scared that my pet unicorn (humphry the 2nd) will dis-own me,ad steal all of my vodka and wood shavings iv been saving for my great great great step aunts birthday presant. please help me.